Dafta

[Dean randomly dies in the shower]

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:06:39 -0400

[Dean randomly dies in the shower]

ludicrouscupcake: gettin-nakie-outside: phoenix-falls: numbuh...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:06:02 -0400

gettin-nakie-outside:

phoenix-falls:

numbuh214:

cadidave:

chubbybychoice:

ass-ume:

gigantorthemooseking:

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

that was actually such a pleasant plot twist *-*

some metal heads are the most down to earth people you will ever meet to be honest

its like a known rule by most people that go to metal concerts (mainly guys) that if theres a girl who could potentially get hurt they get them out of the way

this one time i got caught up in a mosh pit and i get hit in the face, and one of the guys in the mosh pit ran over, bear hugged me, picked me up, and brought me out of the pit. he asked me if i was ok and i said i would be fine so he patted me on the head and told me to be more careful

The purest of metals are always covered by a healthy coating of earth.

I’ve been in a lot of pits and EVERY time I’ve fallen/been knocked down, instead of getting trampled, four or five people immediately rushed to help pick me up and make sure I was okay. Metal heads are the best

Are we going to ignore the “coating of earth” joke? ‘Cause I don’t think we should.

i love everything about this post.

gallifrey-feels: the-timelord-girl-who-hunts: iseewhatyoudidie...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 11:03:25 -0400

gallifrey-feels:

the-timelord-girl-who-hunts:

iseewhatyoudidier:

fiftyshadesoffandoms:

akiglancy:

gayest sport on earth

somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling

WHAT

OH MY GOD I AM CRYING

you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.

heaven-if-there-is-one: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n: I’m kind of caught in...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:41:46 -0400

heaven-if-there-is-one:

m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e:

r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n:

I’m kind of caught in this endless dilemma between dancing, singing and genocide

there has never been a better time to use this gif

fandom-sandwich: fudgeflies: if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:41:21 -0400

fandom-sandwich:

fudgeflies:

if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my pants and ran out on the front lawn bc

the dursleys aren’t gonna chase me and cause a scene, it’d upset their pristine reputation

if they DID chase me out, they’d have to put their hand down my pants to get to the letter and i’d just start screaming STRANGER DANGER STRANGER DANGER and fuck up their repuation for real

you would kill voldemort in first year at that rate

I’m laughing so hard.

lucamborgjust: this website is nuts Well… This is… This is…...

Thu, 06 Jun 2013 10:26:04 -0400

lucamborgjust:

this website is nuts

Well… This is… This is… Interesting?

246-oh-1: harrysbear: the heat wave in Australia last...

Mon, 03 Jun 2013 06:36:51 -0400

246-oh-1:

harrysbear:

the heat wave in Australia last week

that is some of the most intense “nope”ing i’ve ever seen

mallowninja: akatriel-rowanborn: mrchristianbale: I WILL...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 14:48:44 -0400

mallowninja:

akatriel-rowanborn:

mrchristianbale:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG.

oh you poor bastard

Hugh Jackman, thank you for existing.

I’m laughing so hard.

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 14:08:26 -0400

I’m laughing so hard.

tillthenexttimedoctor: River Song and the Doctor: The Marriage...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:58:43 -0400

tillthenexttimedoctor:

River Song and the Doctor: The Marriage Collection Part 1/2

doctorwho: River x Eleven

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:58:32 -0400

doctorwho:

River x Eleven

doctorwho: RIVER, MAKE HER BLUE AGAIN! via...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 13:48:13 -0400

doctorwho:

RIVER, MAKE HER BLUE AGAIN!

via a-place-called-gallifrey

theuppitynegras: youngbadmanbrown: searchingforknowledge: amu...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 07:12:40 -0400

theuppitynegras:

youngbadmanbrown:

searchingforknowledge:

amuseoffirebane:

newvagabond:

Making a separate post of this because IT’S NOT TRUE, NOOO, STAWP SPREADING ITTTT.

Don’t mean to hijack a post to say NO U R WRONG but I keep seeing this post and that’s not what the song is about.

It’s calling the MEN the dogs because they’re running around panting and woofing at women.

“I heard a woman shout out—who let the dogs out?”

Then we see women as dog-catchers.

And a dog jumping up trying to get on a lady.

“Get back cruffy, back scruffy,

Get back you flea infested mongrel”

Is meant to be a woman telling a dog (a guy) to leave her alone.

Then there’s “to any girls callin’ them canine”. Clearly the women are calling the men dogs here.

“Say, a doggy is nuttin’ if he don’ have a bone” HE. Doggy is nuttin’ if HE.

“Well, if I am a dog, the party is on

I gotta get my groove ‘cause my mind done gone”

Dude’s acknowledging that he may be one of those guys at parties/clubs.

“Me and my white short shorts

And I can’t see color, any color will do

I’ll stick on you, that’s why they call me ‘Pit bull’”

He can’t see color, HE is the dog.

So don’t be crushed. It’s a song about guys acknowledging that other guys can be brazen and annoying when hitting on women when they just wanna have a ball at the club and dance.

OH THANK GOODNESS

THANK GOODNESS

wait

did the baha-men really make a hit song addressing the harassment of women?

well check y’all out

audreyii-fic: sfiddy: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodi...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 07:09:56 -0400

audreyii-fic:

sfiddy:

misha-in-the-tardis-at221b:

in-demigodishness-and-all-that:

constitutionclass:

england-made-a-spooky-blog-and:

nega-che-chalaga:

salt-water-chardonnay:

latinagabi:

thenoodledude:

emergencysalsa:

Tumblr: #this fucking donut #can we talk about this fucking donut for a minute #can we #because on this donut #the sprinkles just comfortably melt into the icing #you can tell that they are so perfectly in tune with each other #and they’ve come so far from when the sprinkles just sort of sat on top #barely touching for fear of rejection #just ugh I can’t #otp: comfortably melting

4chan: here’s a picture of someone putting their dick in a donut.

reddit: that donut needs to go back into the kitchen and make me a sandwich.

academia.edu: Here is a pdf of the seminar paper I wrote about the erotics/poetics/semiotics/science of donut eating.

deviantArt:I did not steal this donut. I traced it so now it’s mine.

It got better

Fanfic.net: The donut is the setting for a high school AU, were two sprinkles meet and realise they have more in common than they ever thought possible, however, the mean chocolate sauce has caught wind of their secret relationship. Will they be able to make it together before it’s too late? M for a lemon flavoured donut.

This has officially become one of my favorite posts.

I JUST REBLOGGED BUT FANFIC MADE IT PERFECT

Always reblog because perfection.

M FOR A LEMON FLAVOURED DONUT

wtfaiw: This is why I’m not allowed to babysit. Let’s...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 07:07:00 -0400

wtfaiw:

This is why I’m not allowed to babysit.

Let’s all take a moment to appreciate this GIF.

thefuuuucomics: thenextnarcissus: morrissarty: the best of...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 07:03:50 -0400

thefuuuucomics:

thenextnarcissus:

morrissarty:

the best of tumblr confusion

YOU FORGOT THE BEST ONE

WELCOME TO TUMBLR

dafta007: dunwall: this is my favourite quote ever What book...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 06:59:49 -0400

dafta007:

dunwall:

this is my favourite quote ever

What book is this?

I gotta read this!

Oh, wait, I DID read this!

dunwall: this is my favourite quote ever What book is...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 06:45:23 -0400

dunwall:

this is my favourite quote ever

What book is this?

I gotta read this!

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 06:41:04 -0400

avis-meum:

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

I would marry this man

bowtiesandjamjars: “I’m sorry.” internal screaming WHY...

Sun, 02 Jun 2013 06:32:18 -0400

bowtiesandjamjars:

“I’m sorry.”

*internal screaming*

WHY WHY WHY

Dafta

[Dean randomly dies in the shower]

ludicrouscupcake: gettin-nakie-outside: phoenix-falls: numbuh...

gallifrey-feels: the-timelord-girl-who-hunts: iseewhatyoudidie...

heaven-if-there-is-one: m-i-s-e-r-e-r-e: r-i-v-e-r-s-of-r-e-b-e-l-l-i-o-n: I’m kind of caught in...

fandom-sandwich: fudgeflies: if i was harry, i would have stuck a letter down the front of my...

lucamborgjust: this website is nuts Well… This is… This is…...

246-oh-1: harrysbear: the heat wave in Australia last...

mallowninja: akatriel-rowanborn: mrchristianbale: I WILL...

I’m laughing so hard.

tillthenexttimedoctor: River Song and the Doctor: The Marriage...

doctorwho: River x Eleven

doctorwho: RIVER, MAKE HER BLUE AGAIN! via...

RIVER, MAKE HER BLUE AGAIN!

theuppitynegras: youngbadmanbrown: searchingforknowledge: amu...

audreyii-fic: sfiddy: misha-in-the-tardis-at221b: in-demigodi...

wtfaiw: This is why I’m not allowed to babysit. Let’s...

thefuuuucomics: thenextnarcissus: morrissarty: the best of...

dafta007: dunwall: this is my favourite quote ever What book...

dunwall: this is my favourite quote ever What book is...

I found this camera on the subway and look what was inside...

bowtiesandjamjars: “I’m sorry.” *internal screaming* WHY...

bowtiesandjamjars: “I’m sorry.” internal screaming WHY...